It's okay to be emo once in a while, but let's try to be more positive most of the time.


Did it ever occur to you that the music you’re listening to now you’ll hear again in 30 years on some oldies station in the car with your kid and you’ll remember listening to your favorite band on your old computer in your old bedroom wondering how one band could change your life like this one has and then you’ll finally understand why your parents only listened to the oldies when you were a kid.


if u see me smiling in public it means im laughing at the jokes i tell myself in my head 

i miss my friends.


*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING


My dad just came down to my room with my phone bill in his hand yelling “HOW IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?! YOU DON’T HAVE FRIENDS!!”

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone


-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this


i haven’t kissed anyone since last year!!! wow

actually i haven’t kissed anyone ever

Is it sad that the people that matter the most to me push me away too much that I’m used to it.

People on April fool's Day:
Pregnant lady: My water just broke!!!!!
people: HA! nice one.